"The Most Dramatic Rendition of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" You’ll Ever Hear"
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was not it”
"THE PICTURES ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL"
trying to get out of my pajamas in the morning
This is a sea otter with hiccups.
Seal. It’s a seal.
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
*doesnt care and falls asleep*